{"id":607,"date":"2004-09-04T03:20:31","date_gmt":"2004-09-04T03:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pauldearing.com\/?p=607"},"modified":"2010-12-03T03:21:21","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T03:21:21","slug":"hey-dad-lay-off-the-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"Hey Dad, lay off the homework!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We just settled into our spot at the Long Beach Blues Festival when we heard our neighbors chide Paul for having me work on &#8220;homework&#8221; at the festival. <\/p>\n<p> Misinterpreting our relationship, perhaps due to the 20 year difference in our age being exaggerated by Paul&#8217;s looking older than he is and my looking younger, they assuned &#8220;Dad&#8221; was making me do homework. Siezing on the opportunity to make them as uncomfortable as possible, I explained that we were remodelling our house and working on the plans. I said this as I leaned over and gave Paul a big (non-daughterly) kiss. Later Paul received several &#8220;lucky bastard&#8221; looks from our neighbor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We just settled into our spot at the Long Beach Blues Festival when we heard our neighbors chide Paul for having me work on &#8220;homework&#8221; at the festival. Misinterpreting our relationship, perhaps due to the 20 year difference in our age being exaggerated by Paul&#8217;s looking older than he is and my looking younger, they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pauldearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}